The Summer Northwestern breaks front-page news : "It's time to get those keys ready, find that oversized purple sweatshirt and learn the words to the fight song. It's only five weeks until the Northwestern football season's opening game at Ryan field, and the team is already preparing for a winning season."
No way? five weeks? You mean to say that football season is approaching in the fall this year? And the team is going to practice this summer? And they want to win?
Other reasons why Bob Woodward would have loved The Daily:
- "No one knows what to expect of the Cats this season."
- Tyrell Sutton knows big words: 'When you're up by 30 points, you tend to get lackadaisical.'
- Coach Fitzgerald should edit a certain tween magazine: 'I text message our recruits every day or every other day. Recruiting is a 365-day-a-year job.'
The only unanswered questions: Considering that the seasons starts September 1 and training doesn't start until August 11, why now? Why on the cover? Why Russian novel length? And most importantly, when it comes to NU football, which player goes by Deep Throat?
Only time (and closeted freshmen boys) will tell.
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