ANNALS OF RETARDATIONIn brief: There are 24 homeless people in Chicago

True, this report comes from that far-away city reachable only by cripplingly torrid elevated-train service. But nonetheless I'm compelled to share today's news: there are just 24 homeless people walking the streets of Chicago.

I'm pretty sure there are that many outside the CVS on Davis, but I don't work for CBS so what do I know?

Regardless, links. Try not to get hung up on the screamers between the headline and the article. I know it's hard when there are four of them, and they are all about celebrities. Ah, television.

Only 24 Homeless People Downtown [CBS2Chicago]