WEEK IN REVIEWThe typical: some froyo, some freshmen, some boozy alums.

This week, in which:

• We found out the nation's relationship theory is possibly being wrecked by 69 concupiscent freshmen.
• We watched the Death Star march on.
• We augmented our alli pills with the news a Red Mango franchise will soon grace Evanston.
• We saw that our interest in alcohol will probably in no way wane after college. Twice!
• We pondered the future of Chicago clubs.
  
• We declared jihad on heathen bloggers.
  

Yeah. So maybe next week we'll get back to that business about Delt. Do try not to fry yourselves into melanoma this Labor Day weekend. We wouldn't want you to miss it.