Well, it's obvs because of the annual LGBT bonfire the school holds the second day of New Student Week. This year, though, compassionate planners have scheduled it for 9:30 p.m. to 11 p.m., giving charred lesbians just enough time to catch a last glimpse of CBS' upcoming season at Starbucks.
New Student Week schedule [Weinberg version]
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
THE FRESHMEN
Briefly: Why there are no gays at Northwestern
Posted by Kassner at 5:10 PM
Tags: annals of retardation, freshmen, Homosexuality, new student week, starbucks
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1 comment:
Equal opportunity offenders? So you poke fun at lesbians but not any homosexual males. Interesting.
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