You know what they say about the real education coming from the frat house? Bah, they don't?
Well, they should. Two 22-year-old Northwestern grads with biomedical engineering degrees are marketing anti-slip beer pong diamonds. The Washington Post says sales are brisk, and the Sun-Times says it's time for a full story, filled with innuendo and possibly with reporting by the Wall Street Journal!
Only I can't seem to find a place to buy the $9.95 mats anywhere. Perhaps the celebratory profiles were a bit premature? Go ahead, read them if you must:
NU grads go to the mat for beer pong [Sun-Times]
[WaPo offbeat blog]
Friday, August 31, 2007
THE FUTURE OF BEER PONG
Briefly: Putting that biomedical engineering degree to good use
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1 comments:
Maybe they'll be sold at Crate & Barrel after a plug on the Colbert Report.
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