Daily roundup: Today in boring man-made structures: CCS, Tech and parking lots.

From Thursday's snow-slickened editions:

• Tech is leaking gases again, but this time they're not exploding.

• ASG puts the slapdown on the Flicker Film Festival for forging signatures.

• EIC Ryan Wenzel "risk[s] sounding melodramatic" to tell public editor David Spett he was really, really mean to say the Daily's website could use an overhaul. Does anyone else think the better retort to this is to simply say, We don't devote twelve column-inches to the glaringly obvious?

• The good columnist says Kim Jong-Il looks "exactly like a thumbs-up with a smiley-face drawn on it." Other than that, it's pretty much a morbid exercise in international-relations-flavored black humor.

• More NU-owned parking lots are being built to accomodate the cars expelled when Evanston's government moves in to that other one. Or something.

• This just in: CCS is just as boring as you thought.
  

Daily roundup: Badgered and buglarized campus moves onto Greco-Roman stage of post-collegiate job hunt

From Monday's editions:

• Sports offers us not one, not two, not three but four articles blasting (ok, analyzing) the Wildcats' 41-9 loss to Wisconsin Saturday. Tragically, students weren't able to take in the slaughterfest due to an unknown error between ESPN.com, which was supposed to broadcast the game, and NUIT. Why does none of this shock us?

• University Police release a report saying that burglaries are up 21 percent over last year. A spokesman also says students are safer than in recent years. That's right, folks, former Bush press secretary Scott McClellan is now working for NUPD.

• The senior job hunt is on. No word on whether it's so on.

• Someone at Tech is planning to regrow human arms. We're not kidding.