From Monday's editions:
- Sports offers us not one, not two, not three but four articles blasting (ok, analyzing) the Wildcats' 41-9 loss to Wisconsin Saturday. Tragically, students weren't able to take in the slaughterfest due to an unknown error between ESPN.com, which was supposed to broadcast the game, and NUIT. Why does none of this shock us?
- University Police release a report saying that burglaries are up 21 percent over last year. A spokesman also says students are safer than in recent years. That's right, folks, former Bush press secretary Scott McClellan is now working for NUPD.
- The senior job hunt is on. No word on whether it's so on.
- Someone at Tech is planning to regrow human arms. We're not kidding.
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