SOUTHERN HOSPITALITYWeather, grades, gossip. Just not the bulimia.

A source in Kappa whispers and a source in Theta confirms the unbelievable: To thwart dinner table talk on such nefarious topics as eating disorders (!) and exercise (!), Theta wardens instituted strict rules barring such chatter from the chapter's ornate kitchen.

The rules were supposedly put in place after this year's unsatisfactory rush was blamed on a perception of Thetas as thoughtless treadmill whores lacking intellectual depth. And you thought girls rush was rife with half-truths and deceit!

Oh it goes on. The wardens also debuted upright plastic placards detailing a rotating list of suggested dinner topics. Hmm, do you think those once held the dinner specials? Yeah, ok.