Wednesday, September 19, 2007

TODAY IN MEDIA OUTLETS YOU SHOULD NOT READ
Tomorrow's NBN rehash today

Thanks to the marvels of modern RSS, we can all see what's fermenting under the surface at Northbynorthwestern. Tom Giratikanon, your feeds are all screwy!

Expect forthcoming articles on "hooking up," long-distance something (relationships? ooh, a pair!) and a Dance Marathon blog. That's right, everyone. One outlet covering Evanston's most annoying philanthropy was simply not enough.

Harumph. Also, do expect groundbreaking reporting on these topics! In case you missed today's cauldron of swell stories, here's a recap:

  • Freshmen moved in to dorms!
  • Advice for said freshmen! "Sleep whenever you can." "Go to football games." Not that those don't jibe.
  • And, of course, Patrick St. Michel (I also wonder how I allow myself to type that) still thinks he's Ryan Schreiber. Actually, he wrote all of this. Short on staff, anyone?
Yes, well. Behold the future of media! Lord help us all.

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