Showing posts with label new student week. Show all posts
Showing posts with label new student week. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

THE FRESHMEN
Briefly: Why there are no gays at Northwestern

Well, it's obvs because of the annual LGBT bonfire the school holds the second day of New Student Week. This year, though, compassionate planners have scheduled it for 9:30 p.m. to 11 p.m., giving charred lesbians just enough time to catch a last glimpse of CBS' upcoming season at Starbucks.

New Student Week schedule [Weinberg version]

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