From Monday's editions:
- Because we really need another sorority.
- The Devo story list has grown thin.
- CTECs 1, Ratemyprofessor.com 0.
- Let's all "stand in a corner at the Deuce, Busch Light in one hand, free Philly's Best pizza in the other, rocking back and forth and chanting, 'I am having fun, I am having fun …' " like Forum columnist Dave Kucinskas.
- Today's Editorial: Don't take our parking lot, Evanston. It's "not nice."
- We're not the only ones who have issues with Daily columnists. Now why on Earth would Forum editors make the letter critiquing their section the last one published?
