ANNALS OF RETARDATIONFacebook groups you should...reconsider.

Welcome to our new Saturday feature! It's about Facebook. You know it. You were there for like three hours today! Sometimes you get a pesky invite to join a "group." You should really think twice about these invitations! This column is all about people who don't.

Moving on. Some people have deigned to join "I can't wait until Arielle is on the radio!!" This is a mistake. Arielle Ramos, formerly of the Northwestern class of 2009, left last winter to pursue a boob job music career. So far, she has not been on commercial radio. And she will not be on commercial radio! She will not be on indie radio. In fact, she will not grace any media at all, which is really saying something these days.

And the whole thing is kind of funny, because for all her pop-star aspirations, her #1 Google hit remains the Communications Dean's List doc from her freshman year. That's right, everyone. Arielle Ramos was once a straight A student.

The point here is this: Stay in school, children! And think before you join! And see us next Saturday, for another installment of wtf were you thinking?

Arielle Ramos [MySpace]