SOROSTITUTESTri Delta, because no one else will

After watching the above video, you've pretty much gleaned all there is to know about this post. Serena Brahney, a recent NU grad/tri-delt/medill broadcast gal has combined all of her skills to prove this is she is "charismatic, capable, and [OMG!] clearly the right choice for the Smirnoff Top 10."

The folks over at Smirnoff will pick ten sluts and dudes to travel around the world as brand reps while getting drunk in such exotic locales as New York, Shanghai, Paris and Moscow (what, no Ho Chi Minh City?). If you're too lazy to watch the video (or don't want to deal with a Facebook photo montage), Brahney would make the perfect pick because she's the "resident social planner" for her social group, a trained dancer, has lived in four (!) different cities, and has been trained at the Medill School of Journalism. That last bit is especially important -- it taught her how to shoot her own video in a much too dark room (Ava would be so upset!), and put a little Smirnoff-red signer with her name at the beginning of her youtube contest entry.

Is this the kind of thing we're supposed to apply for when we're unemployed? Does this even count as a job? Can I put this on my resume?

In any case, our money is on Brahney. Not because all the other entries seem to be from Canada (in fact, Brahney is too). But because we remember her as the only girl crass enough to convince Darla Ward to send out an e-mail when she lost her designer sunglasses during a Crane Lecture.

So raise your glass to the past memories. Here's hoping Brahney will be embarrassing herself, not over the Medill listserv, but on youtube soon enough.