THANK YOU, ALBERT HOFMANNCrack use among city officials not limited to aldermen

This is probably of no use to anyone, but the Evanston public library reopened its children's section yesterday. So, next time you're tripping and you find yourself on Orrington and Church, you'll know a safe place. Cuddle among disembodied, arboreal orbs of fluff covered in felt capital letters, and you will feel a peace unknown to all but the most tranquil of Evanston drug users.

Yes, I had my crack this morning, too.

Library reopens with new kid's space [EvanstonNow]