Freshman Girls: If he tells you he's from Delt, and he offers to bring you back to his house to show you, he's lying!
Now that Delt's gone from campus, there are a few things to be settled. What house should freshman girls be trying to sleep with during NSW? We don't know. Leave comments and tell us (but don't say Lodge, because then Kassner will actually think you mean it).
What we do know is that the Phi Delt house is undergoing renovations (who cares, it's a frat house), and 17 of their brothers will be moving into the Delt house. Gossipdesk wouldn't put it past them to drop the Phi in an effort to find even. more. slutty. girls.
Is the move a blessing or a curse? Whatever. Somebody cue The Jeffersons.
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
MOVIN' ON UP
Briefly: The Elephant Walk
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3 comments:
Sig ep? Meh.
Duh all the girlies are gonna hook up at fiji NSW then NEVER admit it during rush
who cares... what's the real reason delt got kicked off??
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